1.0 Funny

<CindyLee> Although it is said that faith can move mountains, experience has shown that dynamite works better.

<Falkonn> Christianity is more like a Twinkie. It tastes good till you find out what you're eating.....'

<HeatDeath> A cool pseudo mystical symbol for atheism would be a plain ring of cold iron. As any druids in the audience will no doubt know, cold iron displaces any magic around it :)

<Arlanthe> If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.

<PoisonPen> I met God. He was begging for change down on the corner, outside the bar. He had vomit down the front of his shirt, and I think he had shit his pants. It was really sad. I gave him a quarter and told him that I had thought he was dead. He mumbled something about "fucking Nietzsche," and staggered off to buy some Thunderbird.

<Baimei> If you accept Jesus, MCI will give you 30 free hours of cell phone service

<Econochrist> Would you think less of your Jesus Christ if you learned that he threw a ball like a girl?

<Velvet_Acid_Christ> a Jewish kid is terrible in math. His parents decide to send him to a Catholic school. Once he is there, his grades improve dramatically. One day, his mom asks him, "Why did you improve in math so much? Are nuns better teachers?" The kid says, "When I entered the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to a plus sign; I knew they meant business."

<DIDDY> Up in heaven he has a book with everyone’s name, and he keeps up with everything you do. When you die you go up the grand stairs and ask to see if your name is in the book, and if it is you will live a joyous after life

<mikejfa> sastra is too focused on 'truth' she is ignoring other things

<FundyeKat> God is a sky-pixie with a beard that watches over your bed when you have sex to make sure you're in the missionary position

<yy2bggggs> religion doesn't matter

<yy2bggggs> What matters is what she looks like nude

<Red_Velvet> You can go anywhere and get one brand of bullshit, but people always want to feed you with their particular spoon.

<Arlanthe> Christianity is the religion where God sacrifices himself, to himself, to allow himself... to change the rules that He wrote...

<JJA> Matter in the universe tends to clump into big balls. Hence, a patriarchal deity is confirmed as existing!

<JJA> God is obviously best defined as that which has the largest testicles in the universe. Since it is equally obvious that somewhere in the universe exists the largest pair of testicles, the existence of god is again confirmed.

<Jesus_Christ_Superstar> I'm thinking about calling the police next time a Christian tells me I'll go to Hell. It sounds like a threat and harassment and it makes me feel unsafe.

<MumiaAbujmaL> Who hides all the proof of God? Who perpetrates the fossil fraud? We do, we do! Who hates God and Jesus too? Who pretends evolution is true? We do, we do! Who expands the age of Earth? Who denies the Virgin Birth? We do, we do! Who denies the fact of creation? Who will destroy the Christian nation? We do, we will! What does Satan like to see? An EVIL ATHEIST CONSPIRACY!!!

<JesusLove> Roddy your physics book and logic book and math book and whatever-else-you-believe-in book is a fairy tale.

<Jesse-D> I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

<Moroon> Next time some goober asks if you believe in God tell them this: "I believe God is sex, and I definitely believe in sex." If they're cute, wink.

<Jesse-D> The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

<Jesse-D> I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence

<PoisonPen> I got down on my knees and prayed for God to give me a sign. I got all sorts of signs. Perfect strangers came up to me on the street and said: "God told me to tell you something." This went on until I decided I'd had enough, and new that God could not possibly exist. I had received too much proof.

<Loomus> I can't imagine socializing with atheists on a group basis. I've never done it. But i imagine it would be similar to a Mongolian cluster fuck.

<Socker> 'God is as real as I am,' the old man said. I was relieved since I knew that Santa wouldn't lie to me...

<mcat> Sin is when you do something that someone else's religion says is bad.

<infinite_monkey> I'm still in contract talks with God, nothing has been signed.

<PoisonPen> I mean that when I looked for God I had completely inexplicable Hollywood-style supernatural encounters that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that God existed. This is how I know that God does not exist.

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<Dadeist> sort of like god...... can do any horrendous thing in the bible .... but it is ok.... he is god.....

<OL> All languages have the equivalent of "fuck you" -- this must be from god

<ScubaDawg> *** Topic is 'Guess what? The rapture REALLY DID HAPPEN! If you are still here, then you weren't really a Christian after all

<Moroon> Damn atheists are ruining the world!! starting wars, worshiping satan, conspiring against everyone, murdering ducks, beating kangaroos, mocking the bible because of its contradictions with itself and reality, being evil. we should just throw out anyone who doesn’t have a close personal relationship with god

<TheHermit> The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days." Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much radiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition 7*7 (49) times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or 50 times in all.

The light we receive from the Moon is one 1/10,000 of the light we receive from the Sun, so we can ignore that ... The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation, i.e., Heaven loses 50 times as much heat as the Earth by radiation.

Using the Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation, (H/E)^4 = 50, where E is the absolute temperature of the earth (-300K), gives H as 798K (525C). The exact temperature of Hell cannot be computed ... [However] Revelations 21:8 says "But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." A lake of molten brimstone means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, 444.6C. We have, then, that Heaven, at 525C is hotter than Hell at 445C.

<Moroon> A theist *KNOWS* God exists the same way a schizophrenic *KNOWS* that a talking couch in the White House is plotting their assassination.

<Merope> Hey just think in a few thousand years maybe they will put all the Stephen King books together and have a new holy book...

<MumiaAbuJamal> God is in hiding, since he is wanted in connection with the drowning deaths of 99.9% of the Earth's population God has a police record.

<MumiaAbuJamal> God is a suspected arsonist, connected with the burning of the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, as well as the subsequent suspicious disappearance of Lot's wife, one of the few survivors of that holocaust. May be disguised as a 65-year-old white male with long white hair and white beard. Often wears flowing robes and sandals. Wanted in connection with indecent exposure, for revealing his back parts to Moses.

<HISstory> A great barber shaved all the apes and got us

2.0 Interesting Theists

<JesusLove> RoddyMaddness your sick twisted logic is failing to terrorize me into atheism. You failed once again. Atheism fails, God wins. Gee, what a surprise.'

<JesusLove> Roddy your physics book and logic book and math book and whatever-else-you-believe-in book is a fairy tale.

<Jiyuu> dahda: Stop dodging questions and tell me...how did carnivores keep from starving to death while they waiting for their prey's numbers to stabilize enough for them to hunt again?

<Leviatthan> I think Maybe you guys are The Reincarnation of the Romans who kill MY Lord Jesus

<JesusLove> How do you explain Jesus's resurrection? You can't, can you? See that's what I thought... so don't even bother trying to take away my faith.

<JesusLove> TheZygon I'm surprised, given the depraved and immoral nature of atheists, that you haven't banned me yet. It would be very much in your nature to do so.

<Thank_You> There is a fucking god. Just have an open heart and don’t be such a closed minded prick! Will you?

<Shayla_> Hell is not a physical location, it is a spiritual one just off the coast of Peru.

<Shayla_> Think of it in terms of science: Science teaches us that everything must be either provable or disprovable, therefore, there has to be a god.

<prince-1> God is one of the biggest the reality of the world

<JesusLives> all your "reason and logic and proof" is something YOU INVENTED. Duhhh... who is superior.. your mind, or God's ???

<JesusLives> ever heard of FAITH.... I don't need proof.

<JesusLives> Look, I'm not a dumbass, okay? I read George Smith and Isaac Asimov and Carl Segan, and their infidel asses are roasting quite nicely right now down there, I assure you. Despite all of their "intelligence" (yeah, right!), they are still paying the price for their sins.

<JesusLives> what part of FAITH don't you understand??? With faith, I don't need to prove or substantiate anything! I don't need evidence of any kind!!! That's the beauty of it!

<Tonitrus> Dadeist, who are you to question God anyway?
<Tonitrus> I disagree that he's done anything horrible... but who are you to question Him even if He did?

<tophat_> Are you saying that when God ordered deaths that He did not have the right to do this, even though it was thru judgment against the people?

<tophat> God did at times make capital punishments against whole nations....but then again He is and has the right as the Judge of the earth to do these things.

<Aminadabb> The facts are clear that other gods are magnifications of man imaginations the God of the Bible is a person

<promisekp> to believe in evolution requires a greater leap of faith than to believe in creation

<zoelove> The bible was written over a span of 40 generations, 40 different authors from all walks of life, all agreeing on one theme, hmmm, I am not sure, but clue me in if you know of another book like this, and not to mention its a best seller. Somehow I don't see that comparing to Dr. Seuss, whom by the way I enjoy very much.

<Studmufin> Jesus could destroy you in a heartbeat.

<Aminadabb> Take your best shot. You are not in authority here in this hellish place. You bastard of this present evil world. Those who bless me are blessed, those who curse me are cursed.

<PeaceFrog> If you don’t believe in Christ, you are a Jew or some shit

<Muslim_Intellectual> When Allah created the universe, he then announced to the angels that he would create a human being. The angels replied, will you create a being which will shed blood and cause destruction in the world? Allah said I know what you know not. He created Aadem and told Aadem the secrets of the earth and the names of the animals. He then proved to the angels that Aadem had more knowledge than them, and asked all the angels to bow in respect. All did, except Iblees, who was a Jinn and refused because he was arrogant.

Iblees said, why should I bow down to him when I am made of fire, and Aadem is made of earth! So Allah banished him, but Iblees (Shaytaan) wanted one power or ability from Allah, that he could whisper in the hearts of the humans and lead them astray. The fist thing Shaytaan did was to make Aadem and his wife (Huwwa) to eat from the forbidden tree.

<Muslim_Intellectual> Earthquakes and floods are signs of the day of judgment coming

<Muslim_Intellectual> That’s how you would like to fool your self with, another sign is that there would be widespread fornication and sexually transmitted diseases.

<Aminadabb> I am the absolute epitome of cohesion, I judge the internet to be a microcosm of the world and act accordingly

<Aminadabb> Not entertaining any side questions, my challenge is for you or any other atheist who so proudly proclaims God dose not exist to offer even one shred of evidence to prove your assertion.

<Diciple> Why do evolutionists have to always have evidence about things before they believe. Don’t you think a person would have a stronger belief if they can’t see, but their willingness to believe is strong? Seeing something to believe is easy. Not seeing but deep down you have a willing desire to believe is stronger. It is like a person looking at a picture. Do you believe because you see the picture and then when the picture is gone?

<YirSirve> atheists are a drain on society

<a`1`n> I would like to talk about the Death Penalty for Homosexuals - anyone care to comment, I am for it. I support the death penalty for murder, kidnapping, rape, child molestation and homosexuality.

<a1only> Free of the bondage you all know as Freedom

<JIR> God wrote the Bible, if he exists then the Bible exists, deductive reasoning, if the Bible exists then maybe you all don’t exist.

<Eternal_Life> Every time i meditate and learn stuff about the universe, people here think I’m making it up

<lydia> Logic and reason are also clever manipulations from the devil.

<GIR> To say that Noah's ark is impossible and a fable, is to rant that Miami Beach cannot hold skyscrapers.

<Angelglo> Anyone who doesn't speak in tongues is NOT a true Christian"

<GodisReal> 1) Disease wasn't as rampant then 2) man had a totally vegetarian diet then 3)Man's lifespan wasn't 3 score and ten then.....highly probable but not conclusive. It was highly probably and likely the world was flat...wake up and sip the orange juice"

<alliEd> You guys believe that God doesn't exist because you haven't seen him, touched him, heard him, smelled him?? Have you ever seen your brain, touched your brain, or smelled you brain?? This proves you have no brains."

<ElderGrif> I believe that the only time you should kill someone is if it is a direct commandment from God.

<God|sreal> Any implement weather condition is a sign from God...

<widehorn> Sastra Here is the scoop: There is no "empirical" issue involved in my statement that "I exist." I KNOW that this is absolutely true. I further know that anyone DENYING that I exist is ABSOLUTELY WRONG. Still no "empirical" issue involved. Such KNOWLEDGE of absolute truth PROVES that we are BEYOND "human standards" and truly understand the standards of "ALL being" which includes God.

<leop> humans made from clay (that contained water too)

<leop> humans made from diff 'mud' from diff pts of world. and water mixed in.

<LilGothGrrl> Atheism is a capitulation, a giving up of reason and enquiry into the illusory safety of the absolute whereby there is no synthesis, compared to faith, whereby the synthesis out of belief is an ontological God.

<CmdrHarkin> The first inconsistency regards the creation of light on the first day and then the sun on the fourth. However, this is just the creation of light without a permanent light source yet in effect. I don't see any problem."

<adolescents> How do I use my mind? My mind doesn't exist.

<TheDigitalMage> Look at your computer and tell me that it EVOLVED, and was not consciously created

<NedFlanders> I've said it once and I'll say it again, I get a gold brick in my heavenly driveway for every atheist I convert. It's simple economics"

<Chakram> "I am leaving now. I will pray for all of you. Remember, Jesus Christ loves you. You can kick us from your little evil chat room but in the end, if you do not repent for all your many sins you will burn in hell. Where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth."

<Inter-nut> "God gave you science and you just throw it back in His face"

<Samson1> "Well anyhow scripture say's not to cast Pearls before swine. The Pearls are the Word of God and the Swine are people who do not reverence the Word. It is easy to see even to a child where the reverence should be. And it certainly is not to an atheist to whom only care of themselves and their own kind."

<MrNatural> "BTW, you're all going to hell, just in case you wondered."

<God|sreal> "Do u have any sources outside of science that proves evolution's true?"

<Bob_Smith> "you are attached to the concept of coherence, drolma."

<Samson1> "God has made Himself evident in all of you but you have turned from Him to the Prince of Darkness to whom is in control of your reasonings."

<a1n0nly> "(Nick deleted) came from APE MUCAS, and bubbling warm pools of scum and slime, and I was Created by a God who loves us"

<|leelo|> God has the right to do genocide man does not...we are Gods property to do with as he wishes

<MIBY2K> Because the order in the solar system has a relationship with the order in Earth and it has a relationship with the systems in human body,... So the Creator must be One

<prophetic_man> Support What? Your Earth Hanging in Mid air cause of some ancient explosion ? Or a GOD who made it all?

<Church> "What about AIDS?????? It comes about mainly from SEX, and the BIBLE talks about SEX out of marraige!"

<Kicker1> I'm glad I'm a Christian and not a baptist...."

<God|sreal> If evolution were true all the planets would rotate in the same direction

<HolySpirit> Believing something false is not wrong.

<I_Dont_Have_A_Clever_Name> "..., if what i get back from God is a mental defect, i will ask GOD for more mental defect, because its the GREATEST thing I received in my ENTIRE LIFE"

<sTATE_> LDS Latter Day Saints. The only real true church of Jesus Christ on this earth.

<Clockin> We're not talking about Catholicism, we're talking about Christianity

<LATESHAFRODOWSOUTH> Well actually we have the certified miracles at Lourdes and Fatima

<Kara`> Atheists cannot experience love or joy."

<Kara`> Things that are true don't need evidence to support them to be true."

<Kara`> Whenever there is a disaster in the news, it's because the people involved did something that angered God. That is why the atheist death rate is so high. That is why most car accidents and drug overdoses involve atheists.

<Kara`> When the time comes, you feel something. Like when you have earplugs, you can pot your hand on the phone and still somehow know that it's ringing, even though you can't hear it. it's what is called the "sixth sense

<Kara`> Nothing evolves but our understanding. The smarter we get, the more we rely upon God. The problem is, the human population is getting stupid. God has sent plagues like AIDS and Cancer to wipe out all the one who engage in evil behavior.

<Kara`> Sometimes we do things and we don't know why, we just do them. It's like a telephone. No one knows HOW it works, it just does.

<d-a> Voltaire predicted that after a certain amount of time (after him I think) the bible would be extinct - well - he's gone, and - let me see - there are 23 Bibles on my shelf and another on my computer.

<jbird23> If god were evil then evil would be good

<Otoross> Anyway I have been researching, and have discovered that EVERYONE single homo-sapien thinks of a divine being in his last seconds of life

<katherynb> God can not use any one greatly until he has hurt them deeply.

<katie_ann> God will do whatever it takes to bring you to a place where you will see the ugliness of your sin with the utmost clarity.

<katie_ann> God has used me - and is using me at this very moment to demonstrate his great love and mercy towards all of you

<DonFlamingo> "how come where don't see any big bangs right now?"

<Bard> "This is a story about a great and mighty shepherd. He had lots and lots of sheep but he always wanted more, not because he wanted to sell them, but because he wanted to love them."

<Blaufeld> Just tell us how you can prove that god loves atheists

<_mark> Well first... He didn't strike y'all dead yet

<Dougei> You will burn in eternal hell if u dont turn your heart over to him"

<Fysan_fran_Onuppan> Learning is crap IMO it just leads to more excess and confusion......"

<w_hank_knightley> "yes a new book: 'A guide to successful praying' it seems most people chose athesim because they were too lazy to pray properly"

<Fledrmaus> "A myth is a story that is truer than mere fact"

<Imdawanka> Hominid, I need to waste some time, I'm lonely, and I know that probably the loneliest and depressed people in the world are atheists, so I thought that I could find some more lonely people if I came here

<Godisreal> "..., I read the very article on that today in the library...when God created light it was going much faster than we no know"

<FAdmLuhmanus> "The toothbrush uses electricity. Electricity itself is a proof God exists."

<ImpalaMan> "ok, the door to God is Jesus."

<udel> "why?"

<ImpalaMan> "He said so."

<nicon> "Jesus is going to fucking kill you"

<medusa72> "G.K Chesterton, as usual, diagnosed the psychological flaw of scientific triumphalism: People who don't believe in God don’t believe in nothing: they will believe in anything..."

<toltec> "damn it: i am saying that whatever the good book says abide by it or we will pray that you burn in hell"

<nut23> "ok i'll leave have fun and remember Jesus Loves You :) your not just a piece of meat with eyes"

<tlwatchman> "dogma is true"

<God|sreal> "If a dog is real then God is real --GIR '99"

<DUKE-NUKEM> "GOD RULES....YOU ALL SUCK"

<God|sreal> Well, don't waste time by trying to prove he doesn't exist by not quoting the bible!!"

<MatSoN> "Christian morality exceeds atheistic morality"

<a1nonly`> "...: the brain has nothing to do with thought - did you know that - it just ties together the actions we use, now the SPIRIT is the key, which controls the MIND , which the brain feeds from - NOW you learned something new today"

<Number6> "I disagree with quite a few scientific findings. That doesn't mean they're wrong. That doesn't even mean I doubt them, particularly"

<God|sreal> "Even in using rings on Giant Redwood trees to date trees is erroneous because when God made the trees they were made old"

<Godisreal> "nothing on earth's perfect except perfect imperfection"

<Godisreal> "Why do we have to reason everything...not a good habit"

<History> "If God were logical then the miracles Jesus did not occur"

<a1nonly`> "Gotta go, church you know - have a great day...where we plan condemning others, taking poor peoples money, and stopping abortions"

<God|sreal> "..., take this further, if man can reproduce with beast...then it simply means that the fossils that are being found are a result of the matings of man and beast not of evolving species of apes to mankind"

<HisWord> "hormones is one scientific excuse for Satan"

<__Emmanuel> "Logic will not give you any answers at all"

<God|sreal> "Omnipotence of God is omnipotence relative to man's understanding of omnipotence"

<other_me> "reality is subjective, when you´ll find that out, you wont know nothing anymore."

<God|sreal> "If u use science to prove evolution then I'm gonna use the bible to prove God--GIR '99"

<MatSoN> "God allows evil to occur in the world for the sake of us."

"God|sreal looks behind him and doesn't see a pink unicorn therefore the universe exists and so does God"

<littleangel> "You are not an athiest, there are no such thing as them. If atheist is just another way of saying confused or Jesus lost you. But don't worry, Jesus will find you again because he never looses anything."

<Jesusislove> "atheists are more likely to rape and kill people"

<MatSoN> "God only created positive organisms."

<MatSoN> "no religion predates Christianity"

<littleangel> "science hasn't explained anything, but Jesus has explained everything, use logic and find which is real"

<MatSoN> "athiesm is the height of egotistical stupidity"

<rajid> the fact you can ask the question 'is there a God' proves that there is

<MatSoN> "I would rather be dumb and honor Christ than be bright and dishonor him"

<Vox> "... i am logical in all else, but religion"

<MatSoN> "definition of a freethinker - egotistatical idiot"

<Vox> "... give up on what? the only thing I require no proof for is God, because it violates my emotions to not believe in God"

<MatSoN> "hah - science the atheists last resort"

<Tracy15> "You believed in Santa, didn't you? Well, God is the same thing ….. except he is real!"

<The_Hoss> "...there is more evidence that Jesus lived than you live."

<(unknown)> "everybody knows God exists..you just said 'God damn it!' You couldn't do that if there wasn't a god"

<4ourlady> "My God could kick Darwin’s ass!"

<Angelglo> "Your problem is that you are too open minded! That’s as bad as being close minded"

<TopHat__> "...The big bang is a mindless event you are not going to tell me that the earths INCLINATION at 23.4 degrees was just a random thing and that it is basically the only planet that has the special non polar tilt....explain that one to me?"

<JIR> "God wrote the bible, if he exists then the bible exists, deductive reasoning, if the bible exists, then maybe you all don't exist."

<AngelGlo> "evolution is CRAP"

<Merope> "why don't you try reading a book by Sagan or Dawkins?"

<Wolfer> "I don't read books written by men"

<Merope> "wolfer who wrote the bible????"

<Wolfer> "king james"

<^JesusisReal^> "No one can prove anything to anyone..."

<^JesusisReal^> "God's an actual being...cuz he spoke and he created man in his image so he couldn't be a thing!"

<Rev21_15> "May God Work in Your Hearts - and make your life miserable - so you can finally see yourself as you are, and repent of your sins...."

<a1_-_only> "...the Earth is 6K years old, like it or not."

<Open_Mind> on earth we are considered murdered but in the afterlife we are alive

<a1scousin> "there is no such thing as "fossil" fuels they should be called "flood fuels"

<Mikejfa> "the earth is round now it may have been different"

<a1n0nly> "Heathen: No, I cant do that - I warn them that hell is real... that’s called Love"

<Astro2000> "too much education makes one stupid."

<Violence> "...I am a Christian, haven't you been listening, fuckhead?"

<Poopster> "science is another word for bullshit"

<katie_anne> "i am a foolish thing - not a robot"

<MasterP> "if you have ever had a personal conversation with god i would like to hear about it"

<madmom> "I had several!!!!!!!!"

<udel> "madmom, what did God say to you?"

<madmom> "he said to ignore people like you!!"

<farfa> "The human body could not have come from an amino acid"

<RevSlinky> "...It's pretty close-minded of you to think of one thing as more reasonable than another."

<JesusLovesMe> "...if more than half the people believe in something... the something MUST be true... majority rules, has always been like that."

<Gianluca> "Fossils don't exist".

<JesusIs> "I observed evolution...great Dane trying to mate with chiuahua...mechanically impossible...doesn't work"

<^Vox^> "...no I have chosen to go beyond logic and facts and believe in God"

<^Vox^> "... when did I use logic to support my views"

<tl__watchman> "mostly, atheists argue by sending people to web pages"

<(unknown)> "27.3 days for the moon to go around the earth, 273 days in a pregnancy, 273- is absolute zero! It cant be A COINCIDENCE ppl"

<TopHat> "Smithsonian inst. says flood existed"

<TopHat> Jesus was not a lunatic because lunatics did not attack the intelligent people of that time"

<TopHat> "science now knows that the big bang theory is dead science because the types of genetics there are could not of been made this way"

3.0 Possibly Wise

<PuRgAt0rY> "A doctrine holding that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated." if you add to this phrase " other than God's truth" ..then you get a basic structure for religion (mind that the first phrase is Nihilism in philosophy) ..thus I think that religions have an nihilistic "envelope"

<Moroon> I find it funny that the bible refers to its believers as sheep. sheep are dumb animals that follow the crowd without thinking, even over cliffs. One can see the similarities between sheep and the followers of the bible.

<Rev_Mykeru[CSG]> Saying God is good for letting people into heaven after they suffer on earth is like thinking a rapist is considerate for using a condom

<Natural409> atheists who find a definition of god they can believe become theists

<Godless1> "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may

never be questioned. ."

<Spudboy> What amazes me about Christians is that they can prattle ad nauseam about eternity in hell or heaven but the time scale of evolution is beyond their comprehension.

4.0 Gross

<PoisonPen> I would suck the cock of Satan himself if he told me that he shuts down spammers for a hobby when he's not burning souls.

<Killing_Game> I think if god didn’t want gays he would make tiny assholes with teeth!

<Arken> NEon_FLux: If it's not a place to go to get a week of blowjobs, I'm not interested. ;)

<Iron Fist> Religion is like choosing to be retarded

<Iron Fist> Religion is a mind fuck

<hewes> I say religion is a mental illness, with all due respect to the truly sick.

<Jesus_Christ_Superstar> I've always wondered... what if Jesus Christ, rather than crucified, was raped and killed... would they have necklaces of dicks?

5.0 Other

<LittleSisterShotgun> wait, i have a goal now. i want to outlive poison pen so I can visit his grave and tell him how utterly full of shit he is and he cant respond with some goddamn quote

<Sastra> It's just that PP also carries around this deadly blend of anti-realist newage philosophical postmodernist Freudian mysticism which sends all the little secular humanist radars into a spin, with the arrows going round like in a hurricane

<Saca> I can't help but find it ironic that a person who complains about the lack of intellectual conversation is telling jokes about ass bleeding....

<PoisonPen> I like sitting around in torn underwear and eating potato chips, scratching myself where it pleases me best, and squatting toad-like in my hovel while I glare out at a hateful world. Also, I am loud, obnoxious, opinionated, and am indifferent to personal hygiene. Step right up, ladies!

<Lyme> PP is smart, but he's fucking insane. Yah. Insane. Heh, you have seen the porn he writes, right? He's gotta be kinky and insane to write some o dat shit... Less just basically say, 'PP is big time disturbed'.

<PoisonPen> Who the fucking Christ said I was a celebrity, you grocery-bagging, slopeheaded fuckwit?

<PoisonPen> Christopher is a waste of perfectly useful skin. It's occupied keeping his worthless innards inside, when it could be serving some useful function like a lampshade or a purse.

<VirginMary> Because he [PoisonPen] conveys more in his words than most of the wishy washy crap that scrolls across the screen

<PoisonPen> I got down on my knees and prayed for God to give me a sign. I got all sorts of signs. Perfect strangers came up to me on the street and said: "God told me to tell you something." This went on until I decided I'd had enough, and knew that God could not possibly exist. I had received too much proof.

<PoisonPen> I came back because I want to tell you how much I despise you people. You're everything that's sick and fucked up about humanity. You make me want to resign from the human race. You aren't even shit-flinging monkeys. Monkeys have more dignity. You are mean, brutish, callous beasts who deserve nothing but glowing radioactive ruins. I hope you die, and I mean that sincerely. Good night.

<PoisonPen> MassHysteria: It's not a materialistic desire. It's more spiritual, a way of being able to get physically close to someone you admire. If I owned a turd belonging to Einstein, sealed in lucite, I could look at it and contemplate that a real, live man had shat that from his anus, and recognize his humanity.

<Christopher> VirginMary, and what did he convey, besides flowery language and indirect quotes from Emmerson?

leibnizisalive Life, liberty and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.

leibnizisalive Definition of Legal plunder- "See if the law benefits one citizen at the expense of another by doing what the citizen himself cannot do without committing a crime.

leibnizisalive If such a law-which may be an isolated case-is not abolished immediately, it will spread, multiply, and develop into a system.

<Az_in_meeting> If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you’d see the proof of elves.

<PoisonPen> I can't imagine anyone so dense, so unenlightened, so completely blind to understanding, that he would mistake the gentle musings of Lao Tzu to the chicken-scratchings of that bitter, soulless, venom-souled harridon AYN RAND. It's almost beyond comprehension that anyone with a lick of sense beyond cretin could compare the two unless he was, say, under the influence of drugs. Or stupidity.

<Dadeist> ....I just think that it is a crying shame to kill an abortion doctor with a bomb or a bullet..... What about Traditional values? Stoning them to death

<Wraith---> Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

<CalculatingMan> I am not standing with the atheists, they lie and they have no reasoning abilties, same as any other scumbag religion

<goliath_cobalt> Never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes, because by then, you're a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to about him.

<Sastra> fortunately, there was a halfway decent debate on determinism and free will. Normally, whenever I try to show a friend or relative how great #atheism is, we come in and ppl are arguing over episodes of Gilligan's Island, or how often they go to the bathroom